It didn’t suck. It was actually enjoyable. I have some hopes for the X-Franchise. Will Kitty Pryde get time travel powers in the comics? We can only hope not. There was a whole lot going on with this movie, but it was actually pretty coherent, and I was surprised that I liked it. Welcome back to the franchise, Bryan Singer. Superman fans might never forgive you. I was reminded that you made Valkyrie, a movie based on real facts and stuff that had me actually asking myself as the climax built “wait, will they really kill Hitler?”
There are lots of reviews already out there, so instead of trying to replicate the cadence of a traditional movie reviews, we bring you Irrational Movie Reviews. Exactly 97 words, and rated on a scale from i (square root of -1), φ (approx. 1.61), e ( approx. 2.71) and π (approx. 3.14).