Game the Game: Roll vs Role: Blade Barrier

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What if that character followed up that statement by casually walking through the Blade Barrier, the argument being they have more than enough HP to survive it?

 

 

Imagine If: Cinematic Superhero Movies

Imagine if Hollywood had released tent-pole comic-book movies starring their iconic characters around the time of the source material’s release date. For the purposes of this experiment, we will say that a movie would be released 5 years after the introduction of the character, and only movies that have been made would be made.

How would Hollywood and fandom have looked if movies had been released on this schedule? Unlike Hollywood, we made an active effort to not re-use actors for different roles.

  • 1943Superman, starring Gary Cooper
  • 1943- Batman, starring Robert Mitchum
  • 1945- Ingrid Bergman as Catwoman
  • 1946- Burt Lancaster as Captain America
  • 1946- Cary Grant is Steve Trevor and Esther Williams is Wonder Woman
  • 1950The Power of SHAZAM starring John Wayne
  • 1953- Robert Mitchum is Batman Forever up against Donald O’Conner, Dorothy Dandridge, Karl Malden,and Marilyn Monroe
  • 1963Lolita star Sue Lyon as Supergirl
  • 1964- Green Lantern starring Warren Beatty, Elizabeth Taylor, Anthony Quinn and Jimmy Stewart
  • 1964- James Garner in Superman Returns
  • 1964- Mitchum is back, this time with Davy Jones in Batman and Robin with Tuesday Weld as Batgirl
  • 1966- The Fantastic Four starring Paul Newman
  • 1967- Jack Lemmon is The Incredible Hulk
  • 1967- Kurt Russell stars as Spider-Man
  • 1967- Thor starring Jerry Lewis and Introducing Rutger Hauer
  • 1967- Dean Jones is Ant-Man
  • 1968- Yul Brynner leads the X-Men
  • 1968- Rock Hudson is Tony Stark, The Invincible Iron Man
  • 1969- The Avengers Assemble
  • 1969- Introducing Chuck Norris as Daredevil
  • 1970– Alan Arkin is Dr. Strange
  • 1970- Inhumans
  • 1971- Introducing Morgan Freeman as The Black Panther!
  • 1971- Alan Alda is Mr. Fantastic joined by Farrah Fawcett as Invisible Girl, Parker Stevenson as Johnny Storm, and Nick Nolte as Ben Grimm in Rise of the Silver Surfer
  • 1973- Robert Redford, Burt Reynolds, and Steve McQueen starring in Avengers: Age of Ultron with Charlton Heston
  • 1976- Swamp Thing with music by and starring Johnny Cash
  • 1976- Batman Begins with Ryan O’Neal
  • 1976- Man-Thing with Richard Dreyfus, Susan Sarandon, Kris Krsitofferson, and Jeff Bridges
  • 1977- James Caan is Jonah Hex
  • 1977- Dennis Hopper and Peter Fonda on-screen again in Ghost Rider, starring Tom Laughlin
  • 1978- Bloodsuckers beware, because Jim Kelly is Blade!
  • 1979- Christopher Walken stars as Jigsaw in The Punisher
  • 1980– Robert DeNiro is Wolverine in All New X-Men
  • 1981- Yes, that is Eddie Murphy in Guardians of the Galaxy with Mr. T, Joe Pesci and Robert Duvall
  • 1982- Gene Simmons is Dr. Bong, Phoebe Cates is Beverly, and John Belushi is Howard the Duck
  • Jessica Lange suits up as Captain Marvel.
  • 1985- Rob Lowe, Kiefer Sutherland, Ally Sheedy, Emilio Estevez, Brigitte Nielsen, and Blair Underwood are the Justice League
  • 1985- Tom Cruise, Molly Ringwald, Judd Nelson, Ricky Schroeder, Diane Lane, and Mitch Gaylord are X-Men: First Class
  • 1986- Elektra starring Demi Moore
  • 1987= Robert Englund is The Black King in The New Mutants
  • 1989- Sting is Constantine
  • 1989- James Cameron presents The Amazing Spider-Man starring Robert Downey Jr., Nicole Kidman, and Jamie Lee Curtis.
  • 1990– Of course William Shatner is starring in Guardians of the Galaxy 2, who else would play Eddie Murphy’s father?
  • 1991- Bruce Willis is the Comedian, Val Kilmer is Nite Owl, and they are the Watchmen
  • 1992- Robin Williams is the Joker in Suicide Squad, starring Oprah Winfrey, Winona Ryder, Kevin Bacon, Ice Cube, and Mel Gibson
  • 1993- Brendan Fraser is the Man of Steel
  • 1993- Alicia Silverstone, Robin Williams, Tom Hanks, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Johnny Depp and River Phoenix in The Killing Joke starring Nic Cage
  • 1995- The Avengers try and save the universe in Infinity War
  • 1996- Pauly Shore is Weasel in Deadpool. Jim Carey is Deadpool in Deadpool. And Brad Pitt has a part, so do Sylvester Stallone and Julia Roberts. And, there is Wolverine, buuuuuddddy!
  • 1997- BvS with Monica Bellucci as Wonder Woman
  • 1998- Will Smith is Steel
  • 1998- The Dark Knight Rises against Edward Norton as Bane
  • 2010– Armie Hammer faces off against Tom Hardy in Captain America: Winter Soldier
  • 2011- Thor:Ragnorak with Christian Bale as Hulk, Michael Fassbender as Thor, and Alan Cumming as Loki
  • 2016- Spider-Man: Homecoming brought Miles Morales to the screen

 

Wow or Woe, Comic Release Date 12/27

Brian_Michael_Bendis_(Earth-1610)_001Jessica Jones #15

BMBendis recently had some very serious health scares.

I hope that he is truly on the mend.

I have read some artciles speculating on why he is leaving Marvel.

I also read that Superman might be one of his DC Books. If ever there was a character I cared less about, BUT, because of that, I am excited!

I am excited for all of it.

My theory on why BMB is leaving Marvel: Axel.

If one looks at when Axel took over, it is when BMB had a shift in the books he was writing, books I enjoyed to some degree, but not as much as the stuff he doing before. The events that came out of marvel also started not being as good, IMHO.

I do not consider this a coincidence.

I love many Marvel characters far more than the Distinguished Competition, but people can change.

This issue of Jessica Jones. WOW!

It zigged, it zagged, it made me want to see one thing, it made me ask some questions, and then it shifted course.

Part of me would like it if JJones ends. I am not sure other writers will do her justice.

 

 

Crossover Catalog, Silent War

Crossover Catalog seeks to examine crossover events of the big two, grading them on their Idea, Permanence, Execution, and Continuity. The IPEC scale and subsequent score will be recorded.

Silent_War_Vol_1_2Marvel’s desire for a love affair with the Inhumans and attempts to incorporate them into the greater consciousness goes back a long way. Silent War was a big part of this. The premise is simple enough, the Inhumans, pissed that America is messing with the Terrigen Mists, attack America.

IDEA- I like the core of the idea. 4/5

PERMANENCE- Some stuff happened. 3/5

EXECUTION- The art and writing were not great. 2/5

CONTINUITY- So. Many. Missteps. If America was attacked, you might think there would be some ripples felt in other comics. You would be wrong. 0/5

OVERALL: 9/20, 45%. Avoid this one.

Bring That Holiday Beat Back

 

A holiday mashup playlist!

There’s a world outside your window

It’s a world of dread and fear

Used to be friends but now we’re foes

Ask me why, man, no one knows

This mess we in,

They don’t ever really talk about it

But tonight, you are my friend,

I never knew it ’til then

You hold my hand,

You might not say a word

But I see your tears when I show my pain

Though the world is flawed

These scars will heal

We are one, tonight!

Peace and Love to All!

 

 

Best of Bootie, BTBB

Check out the Best of Bootie mixes for some holiday travel listening.

Here are some of my favorites, along with their BTBB Sectors:

The AM meets Urbania

The AM and Mt. Rock.

Urbania/ Mt. Rock/ Isle Neon

Isle Neon in Urbania

Mt. Rock on The AM

Isle Neon and Mt. Rock

Mt. Rock via Urbania

Mt. Rock and the AM in Urbania

Heartland in Urbania

“Put the needle on the record

Throw your hands in the air

Stand up for your rights

And Fight the Powers That Be!”

 

 

Imagine If, The Power of Shazam, Release Date 1950

Imagine if Hollywood had released tent-pole comic-book movies starring their iconic characters around the time of the source material’s release date. For the purposes of this experiment, we will say that a movie would be released 5 years after the introduction of the character, and only movies that have been made would be made.

alg-ricky-david-nelson-jpgBilly Batson- Ricky Nelson (R)

Star of the popular Ozzie and Harriet series. His real-life brother David (L) would play the part of Freddy Freeman.

 

 

 

16ab2ac1fea98207f59c67e3c18e8800Mary Marvel- Natalie Wood

Young star in the making.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tawky Tawny (Voice)- Sterling Holloway

Prominent voice actor, he would later become best known as the voice of Winnie the Pooh.

 

Jack_Palance_-_1954Black Adam- Jack Palance

Film debut for the stage actor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Young Billy Batson transformed into the titular hero.